Taumoeba exists in many environments, but is generally hunger-resistant. The adventurers at Secret Pizza Society have bred a hunger-susceptible strain, synthesized from elements of artichoke bruschetta, almond parm, and Erisian dough, which—when combined—is sure to save our home world from the scourge of this nonsense.
(contains almond)
Three years ago, we set upon the task of making pizza for the masses. Delicious pizza, made with fresh, organic ingredients, sourced from local Portland businesses.
All the dough is mixed by hand, rolled by hand, crafted by hand, and then cooked by a robot. All pomp and circumstance aside, this shit is good, and you don’t have to wait in line for it…ever.
For the love of pizza and all that is pizza!
